package com.hbm.items.food; import java.util.List; import com.hbm.entity.effect.EntityVortex; import com.hbm.items.ModItems; import net.minecraft.entity.player.EntityPlayer; import net.minecraft.init.Items; import net.minecraft.item.ItemFood; import net.minecraft.item.ItemStack; import net.minecraft.potion.Potion; import net.minecraft.potion.PotionEffect; import net.minecraft.world.World; public class ItemLemon extends ItemFood { public ItemLemon(int p_i45339_1_, float p_i45339_2_, boolean p_i45339_3_) { super(p_i45339_1_, p_i45339_2_, p_i45339_3_); } @Override public void addInformation(ItemStack itemstack, EntityPlayer player, List list, boolean bool) { if(this == ModItems.lemon) { list.add("Eh, good enough."); } if(this == ModItems.definitelyfood) { list.add("A'right, I got sick and tired of"); list.add("having to go out, kill things just"); list.add("to get food and not die, so here is "); list.add("my absolutely genius solution:"); list.add(""); list.add("Have some edible dirt."); } if(this == ModItems.med_ipecac) { list.add("Bitter juice that will cause your stomach"); list.add("to forcefully eject it's contents."); } if(this == ModItems.med_ptsd) { list.add("This isn't even PTSD mediaction, it's just"); list.add("Ipecac in a different bottle!"); } if(this == ModItems.med_schizophrenia) { list.add("Makes the voices go away. Just for a while."); list.add(""); list.add("..."); list.add("Better not take it."); } if(this == ModItems.med_schizophrenia) { list.add("Makes the voices go away. Just for a while."); list.add(""); list.add("..."); list.add("Better not take it."); } if(this == ModItems.loops) { list.add("Brøther, may I have some lööps?"); } if(this == ModItems.loop_stew) { list.add("A very, very healthy breakfast."); } if(this == ModItems.twinkie) { list.add("Expired 600 years ago!"); } if(this == ModItems.canned_beef) { list.add("A few centuries ago, a cow died for this."); } if(this == ModItems.canned_tuna) { list.add("I can't tell if that's actually tuna or dried cement."); } if(this == ModItems.canned_mystery) { list.add("What's inside? Only one way to find out!"); } if(this == ModItems.canned_pashtet) { list.add("услуги перевода недоступны!"); } if(this == ModItems.canned_cheese) { list.add("Is it cheese? Is it rubber cement? Who knows, who cares."); } if(this == ModItems.canned_milk) { list.add("Milk 2: More solid than ever before!"); } if(this == ModItems.canned_ass) { list.add("100% quality donkey meat!*"); } if(this == ModItems.canned_pizza) { list.add("A crime against humanity."); } if(this == ModItems.canned_tube) { list.add("Tasty mush."); } if(this == ModItems.canned_tomato) { list.add("Who wants some thick red paste?"); } if(this == ModItems.canned_asbestos) { list.add("TASTE the asbestosis!"); } if(this == ModItems.canned_bhole) { list.add("Singularity is yum yum in my tum tum!"); } if(this == ModItems.canned_jizz) { list.add("Wait wh-"); } if(this == ModItems.canned_hotdogs) { list.add("Not to be confused with cool cats."); } if(this == ModItems.canned_leftovers) { list.add("ur 2 slow"); } if(this == ModItems.canned_yogurt) { list.add("Probably spoiled, but whatever."); } if(this == ModItems.canned_stew) { list.add("..."); } if(this == ModItems.canned_chinese) { list.add("In China, Chinese food is just called food."); } if(this == ModItems.canned_oil) { list.add("It makes motors go, so why not humans?"); } if(this == ModItems.canned_fist) { list.add("Yowser!"); } if(this == ModItems.canned_spam) { list.add("The three-and-a-half-minute sketch is set in the fictional Green Midget Cafe in Bromley."); list.add("An argument develops between the waitress, who recites a menu in which nearly"); list.add("every dish contains Spam, and Mrs. Bun, who does not like Spam. She asks for a"); list.add("dish without Spam, much to the amazement of her Spam-loving husband. The waitress"); list.add("responds to this request with disgust. Mr. Bun offers to take her Spam instead,"); list.add("and asks for a dish containing a lot of Spam and baked beans. The waitress says"); list.add("no since they are out of baked beans; when Mr. Bun asks for a substitution of Spam,"); list.add("the waitress again responds with disgust. At several points, a group of Vikings in"); list.add("the restaurant interrupts conversation by loudly singing about Spam."); list.add("The irate waitress orders them to shut up, but they resume singing more loudly."); list.add("A Hungarian tourist comes to the counter, trying to order by using a wholly"); list.add("inaccurate Hungarian/English phrasebook (a reference to a previous sketch)."); list.add("He is rapidly escorted away by a police constable. The sketch abruptly cuts to a"); list.add("historian in a television studio talking about the origin of the Vikings in the café."); list.add("As he goes on, he begins to increasingly insert the word \"Spam\" into every"); list.add("sentence, and the backdrop is raised to reveal the restaurant set behind."); list.add("The historian joins the Vikings in their song, and Mr. and Mrs. Bun are lifted by"); list.add("wires out of the scene while the singing continues. In the original televised performance,"); list.add("the closing credits begin to scroll with the singing still audible in the background."); } if(this == ModItems.canned_fried) { list.add("Even the can is deep fried!"); } if(this == ModItems.canned_napalm) { list.add("I love the smell of old memes in the morning!"); } if(this == ModItems.canned_diesel) { list.add("I'm slowly running out of jokes for these."); } if(this == ModItems.canned_kerosene) { list.add("Just imagine a witty line here."); } if(this == ModItems.canned_recursion) { list.add("Canned Recursion"); } if(this == ModItems.canned_bark) { list.add("Extra cronchy!"); } if(this == ModItems.pudding) { list.add("What if he did?"); list.add("What if he didn't?"); list.add("What if the world was made of pudding?"); } } @Override protected void onFoodEaten(ItemStack stack, World world, EntityPlayer player) { if(this == ModItems.med_ipecac || this == ModItems.med_ptsd) { player.addPotionEffect(new PotionEffect(Potion.hunger.id, 50, 49)); } if(this == ModItems.med_schizophrenia) { } if(this == ModItems.loop_stew) { player.addPotionEffect(new PotionEffect(Potion.regeneration.id, 20 * 20, 1)); player.addPotionEffect(new PotionEffect(Potion.resistance.id, 60 * 20, 2)); player.addPotionEffect(new PotionEffect(Potion.moveSpeed.id, 60 * 20, 1)); player.addPotionEffect(new PotionEffect(Potion.damageBoost.id, 20 * 20, 2)); } if(this == ModItems.canned_beef || this == ModItems.canned_tuna || this == ModItems.canned_mystery || this == ModItems.canned_pashtet || this == ModItems.canned_cheese || this == ModItems.canned_jizz || this == ModItems.canned_milk || this == ModItems.canned_ass || this == ModItems.canned_pizza || this == ModItems.canned_tomato || this == ModItems.canned_asbestos || this == ModItems.canned_bhole || this == ModItems.canned_hotdogs || this == ModItems.canned_yogurt || this == ModItems.canned_stew || this == ModItems.canned_chinese || this == ModItems.canned_oil || this == ModItems.canned_fist || this == ModItems.canned_spam || this == ModItems.canned_fried || this == ModItems.canned_napalm || this == ModItems.canned_diesel || this == ModItems.canned_kerosene || this == ModItems.canned_recursion || this == ModItems.canned_bark) player.inventory.addItemStackToInventory(new ItemStack(ModItems.can_key)); if(this == ModItems.canned_recursion && world.rand.nextInt(10) > 0) player.inventory.addItemStackToInventory(new ItemStack(ModItems.canned_recursion)); } public ItemStack onEaten(ItemStack stack, World worldObj, EntityPlayer player) { ItemStack sta = super.onEaten(stack, worldObj, player); if(this == ModItems.loop_stew) return new ItemStack(Items.bowl); if (this == ModItems.canned_bhole && !worldObj.isRemote) { EntityVortex vortex = new EntityVortex(worldObj, 0.5F); vortex.posX = player.posX; vortex.posY = player.posY; vortex.posZ = player.posZ; worldObj.spawnEntityInWorld(vortex); } return sta; } }