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package com.hbm.items.food;
import java.util.List;
import com.hbm.entity.effect.EntityVortex;
import com.hbm.items.ModItems;
import net.minecraft.entity.player.EntityPlayer;
import net.minecraft.init.Items;
import net.minecraft.item.Item;
import net.minecraft.item.ItemFood;
import net.minecraft.item.ItemStack;
import net.minecraft.potion.Potion;
import net.minecraft.potion.PotionEffect;
import net.minecraft.world.World;
public class ItemLemon extends ItemFood {
public ItemLemon(int p_i45339_1_, float p_i45339_2_, boolean p_i45339_3_) {
super(p_i45339_1_, p_i45339_2_, p_i45339_3_);
}
@Override
public void addInformation(ItemStack itemstack, EntityPlayer player, List list, boolean bool)
{
if(this == ModItems.lemon) {
list.add("Eh, good enough.");
}
if(this == ModItems.definitelyfood) {
list.add("A'right, I got sick and tired of");
list.add("having to go out, kill things just");
list.add("to get food and not die, so here is ");
list.add("my absolutely genius solution:");
list.add("");
list.add("Have some edible dirt.");
}
if(this == ModItems.med_ipecac) {
list.add("Bitter juice that will cause your stomach");
list.add("to forcefully eject it's contents.");
}
if(this == ModItems.med_ptsd) {
list.add("This isn't even PTSD mediaction, it's just");
list.add("Ipecac in a different bottle!");
}
if(this == ModItems.med_schizophrenia) {
list.add("Makes the voices go away. Just for a while.");
list.add("");
list.add("...");
list.add("Better not take it.");
}
if(this == ModItems.med_schizophrenia) {
list.add("Makes the voices go away. Just for a while.");
list.add("");
list.add("...");
list.add("Better not take it.");
}
if(this == ModItems.loops) {
list.add("Brøther, may I have some lööps?");
}
if(this == ModItems.loop_stew) {
list.add("A very, very healthy breakfast.");
}
if(this == ModItems.twinkie) {
list.add("Expired 600 years ago!");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_beef) {
list.add("A few centuries ago, a cow died for this.");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_tuna) {
list.add("I can't tell if that's actually tuna or dried cement.");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_mystery) {
list.add("What's inside? Only one way to find out!");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_pashtet) {
list.add("услуги перевода недоступны!");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_cheese) {
list.add("Is it cheese? Is it rubber cement? Who knows, who cares.");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_milk) {
list.add("Milk 2: More solid than ever before!");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_ass) {
list.add("100% quality donkey meat!*");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_pizza) {
list.add("A crime against humanity.");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_tube) {
list.add("Tasty mush.");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_tomato) {
list.add("Who wants some thick red paste?");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_asbestos) {
list.add("TASTE the asbestosis!");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_bhole) {
list.add("Singularity is yum yum in my tum tum!");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_jizz) {
list.add("Wait wh-");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_hotdogs) {
list.add("Not to be confused with cool cats.");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_leftovers) {
list.add("ur 2 slow");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_yogurt) {
list.add("Probably spoiled, but whatever.");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_stew) {
list.add("...");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_chinese) {
list.add("In China, Chineese food is just called food.");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_oil) {
list.add("It makes motors go, so why not humans?");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_fist) {
list.add("Yowser!");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_spam) {
list.add("The three-and-a-half-minute sketch is set in the fictional Green Midget Cafe in Bromley.");
list.add("An argument develops between the waitress, who recites a menu in which nearly");
list.add("every dish contains Spam, and Mrs. Bun, who does not like Spam. She asks for a");
list.add("dish without Spam, much to the amazement of her Spam-loving husband. The waitress");
list.add("responds to this request with disgust. Mr. Bun offers to take her Spam instead,");
list.add("and asks for a dish containing a lot of Spam and baked beans. The waitress says");
list.add("no since they are out of baked beans; when Mr. Bun asks for a substitution of Spam,");
list.add("the waitress again responds with disgust. At several points, a group of Vikings in");
list.add("the restaurant interrupts conversation by loudly singing about Spam.");
list.add("The irate waitress orders them to shut up, but they resume singing more loudly.");
list.add("A Hungarian tourist comes to the counter, trying to order by using a wholly");
list.add("inaccurate Hungarian/English phrasebook (a reference to a previous sketch).");
list.add("He is rapidly escorted away by a police constable. The sketch abruptly cuts to a");
list.add("historian in a television studio talking about the origin of the Vikings in the café.");
list.add("As he goes on, he begins to increasingly insert the word \"Spam\" into every");
list.add("sentence, and the backdrop is raised to reveal the restaurant set behind.");
list.add("The historian joins the Vikings in their song, and Mr. and Mrs. Bun are lifted by");
list.add("wires out of the scene while the singing continues. In the original televised performance,");
list.add("the closing credits begin to scroll with the singing still audible in the background.");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_fried) {
list.add("Even the can is deep fried!");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_napalm) {
list.add("I love the smell of old memes in the morning!");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_diesel) {
list.add("I'm slowly running out of jokes for these.");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_kerosene) {
list.add("Just imagine a witty line here.");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_recursion) {
list.add("Canned Recursion");
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_bark) {
list.add("Extra cronchy!");
}
}
@Override
protected void onFoodEaten(ItemStack stack, World world, EntityPlayer player)
{
if(this == ModItems.med_ipecac || this == ModItems.med_ptsd) {
player.addPotionEffect(new PotionEffect(Potion.hunger.id, 50, 49));
}
if(this == ModItems.med_schizophrenia) {
int o = 0;
int z = 5 / o;
}
if(this == ModItems.loop_stew) {
player.addPotionEffect(new PotionEffect(Potion.regeneration.id, 20 * 20, 1));
player.addPotionEffect(new PotionEffect(Potion.resistance.id, 60 * 20, 2));
player.addPotionEffect(new PotionEffect(Potion.moveSpeed.id, 60 * 20, 1));
player.addPotionEffect(new PotionEffect(Potion.damageBoost.id, 20 * 20, 2));
}
if(this == ModItems.canned_beef ||
this == ModItems.canned_tuna ||
this == ModItems.canned_mystery ||
this == ModItems.canned_pashtet ||
this == ModItems.canned_cheese ||
this == ModItems.canned_jizz ||
this == ModItems.canned_milk ||
this == ModItems.canned_ass ||
this == ModItems.canned_pizza ||
this == ModItems.canned_tomato ||
this == ModItems.canned_asbestos ||
this == ModItems.canned_bhole ||
this == ModItems.canned_hotdogs ||
this == ModItems.canned_yogurt ||
this == ModItems.canned_stew ||
this == ModItems.canned_chinese ||
this == ModItems.canned_oil ||
this == ModItems.canned_fist ||
this == ModItems.canned_spam ||
this == ModItems.canned_fried ||
this == ModItems.canned_napalm ||
this == ModItems.canned_diesel ||
this == ModItems.canned_kerosene ||
this == ModItems.canned_recursion ||
this == ModItems.canned_bark)
player.inventory.addItemStackToInventory(new ItemStack(ModItems.can_key));
if(this == ModItems.canned_recursion && world.rand.nextInt(10) > 0)
player.inventory.addItemStackToInventory(new ItemStack(ModItems.canned_recursion));
}
public ItemStack onEaten(ItemStack stack, World worldObj, EntityPlayer player)
{
ItemStack sta = super.onEaten(stack, worldObj, player);
if(this == ModItems.loop_stew)
return new ItemStack(Items.bowl);
if (this == ModItems.canned_bhole && !worldObj.isRemote) {
EntityVortex vortex = new EntityVortex(worldObj, 0.5F);
vortex.posX = player.posX;
vortex.posY = player.posY;
vortex.posZ = player.posZ;
worldObj.spawnEntityInWorld(vortex);
}
return sta;
}
}